'Charles Stuart' finds dead Bigfoot (while roaming flat earth)
Your Site Title <-- yeah, there's your first clue
Charles "Snake" Stuart is a seasoned Bigfoot hunter and father of three from the heart of the Adirondack Mountains. For 12 years, Charles has pursued the elusive creature, but it was his discovery in the fall of 2024 that catapulted him from the local lore to the center of a cryptid controversy.
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This innovative approach culminated in the monumental discovery in the autumn of 2024. Stuart found actual Bigfoot remains within the vast expanse of Adirondack Park.
I'd kind of like to take you on a suspense filled journey that winds its way to The Big Reveal, except that Charles 'Snake' Stuart is so full of shit that his story isn't worth the calories required to dramatize it. The guys over at Squatch-D already did the research, i only confirmed their findings...
Bigfoot Body Found in the Adirondacks? A Squatch-D Deep Dive! - YouTube
Tonight Steve & Chris do a deep dive on an alleged discovery of a Bigfoot body in the Adirondacks. Get the real story and truth, right here on Squatch-D TV!
A quick whois lookup of bigfootsremains.com reveals that the person who registered the domain opted for privacy, except they forgot to redact one key detail...
Registrant Organization: Satellite Art Show
...which leads us to a Wikipedia page for one clown (literally) by the name of Brian Andrew Whiteley, aka Charles 'Snake' Stuart (emphasis mine):
Brian Andrew Whiteley - Wikipedia
Brian Andrew Whiteley is a visual artist with an approach that occasionally causes controversy. (He is on a Secret Service watch list and has been sued by Justin Bieber). Whiteley is also an established curator and director of the artist-run art fair and gallery Satellite Art Show. Whiteley is based in New York City.
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Bigfoot Performances[edit]
From 2012-2014, Whiteley repeatedly videotaped himself in the woods as Bigfoot and submitted the documentation to experts as first-hand sightings of Bigfoot via the website BFRO.NET [5] He was able to speak directly with the experts about his experience of capturing Bigfoot. The experts repeatedly debunked his sightings. Whiteley used these interactions to inform his performances. His most refined performance went viral.[6] Whiteley stopped videotaping himself as Bigfoot after being shot at while in his Bigfoot costume in Upstate New York.[7]
The man behind a recent video purporting to show a Bigfoot sighting in Prospect Park is the same attention-seeker who disseminated images of himself skulking around Green-Wood Cemetery last summer dressed as a clown.
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Whiteley’s other projects include: a three-minute video of him slapping himself, a recreation of the first porn film he watched, with him playing both the parts, a video of a crucified Jesus being spanked by a gimp, and a photo series of him naked, wearing blackface.
Idiots and clowns such as Andrew Whiteley distract and discredit legitimate research. If you want to know some of the facts regarding Sasquatch, i suggest watching Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science. The species does in fact exist and i know this personally.