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While former Obama Director of the Defense Intelligence Agency General Michael Flynn laments that hundreds of helicopters from the 82nd Airborne sit idle just hours away, devastated residents of mountainous western North Carolina are now reporting that looting in the cut-off regions is on the rise, for water. No ground water is safe to drink after torrential floods uprooted septic systems, and the stench of dead bodies fills the air.