You Might Be a Zombie If...

November 6, 2023

You believe that the winners of all historic conflicts have always been the good guys.
Most of your understanding of the world comes from legacy media.
There is hardly any deviation between your views and those of the opinion molding class.
There exist organizations who censor anything which runs contrary to your beliefs.
You accept token rewards from authority for changing your own behavior.
Your personal devices still run the stock big tech software which came pre-installed.
Your outspokenness on issues only lasts for as long as they remain in the news cycle.
Your (inherited) beliefs lead you to aggress upon others.
You spend most of your day thinking about entertainment media and/or your next fix of it.
You've consumed your way into a state of physical obesity.
You unironically use Goolag search, Gfail, GooTube or information mediated through any other tech giants.
You (think) you have nothing to hide.
A shartphone is your primary or only device.
Questions are never a part of your informational hygiene, only passive acceptance.
You legitimately believe that humanity faced the deadliest pathogen in known history through the early 2020s.
You are willing (or even eager) to impoverish your standard of living to mitigate the perceived threat of climate change.
Nothing is ever your decision, you were just following orders from above.
You've never read a single book of your own volition.
You weren't able to get this far down the list without ragequitting.