Another ding-a-ling enters the Apollo hoax ring

Mike Adams of Natural News dropped his drawers yet again by rocketing well beyond the boundary of his alternative health universe (where the 'Health Ranger' does a pretty decent job actually), this time by insisting that "we have never sent a human being to the moon". Not exactly alien to such blunders, he's gravitated toward these same sort of black holes in the past, such as he did with his half-assed "forensic spectral analysis" of the Paddock-Vegas shooting which he managed to spit out in a Sunday afternoon, and again with his comments regarding Germany, WW2, Hitler and, you guessed it: The Holocaust™! But then again nearly everyone get's that one wrong.

For some unworldly reason i decided to subject myself to Mike's video, The real reason why Elon Musk can't send a man to the moon... (and more NASA lies revealed), and holy cow, the contradictory crap contained in that colossal calamity is a curiosity to contemplate, indeed. I probably shouldn't be picking on Mike, but i'm gonna pick on him anyway because he's got a lot of public exposure and he's been in the conspiracy game long enough that his critical thinking skills ought to be a hell-of-a-lot more polished than they are. I already covered a fragment of the Apollo Moon hoax crap over here, but i guess i was lacking a sufficient quantity of endorphins and felt the need to replenish, as though being on the cusp of WW3 isn't enough to deal with.

The problem with waking up and realizing you've been lied to by authority figures about nearly every important event throughout the entirety of human history is that everything begins to look like a conspiracy. Luckily i never fell into that trap myself (never=only for a couple years), but eventually, if you're smart like i... well, if you're smart, you start probing deeper with a more critical lens and compensating for your biases. Do this stuff long enough and, if you're lucky, you wind up becoming a semi-knowledgeable moron with more questions and gray hairs than you had when you started. If you're not so lucky, well, it's the 'Boston Brakes' for you kid!

Anyway, here we are again, starting with the untenable 'the Van Allen Belt is an impenetrable WALL OF DEATH' argument. I'd like to hear Mike's explanation as to how the hell we're still getting laser range data from the reflectors planted on the Moon by those boys that never went up there to plant those reflectors, or why countries other than the U.S. photographed piles of junk left on that cute little rock, hollow or not, by those careless Masonic litterbugs. They all in on it too? Hmm?

Apollo 11 Experiment Continues to Return Valuable Data | NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL)

Yeah yeah, i here ya: "OH, AND THEY CAN'T FAKE THAT SHIT!!!". Sure they can, but did they? It's when you weigh the bulk of the hoaxer evidence against the multi-verse of evidence that dictates pretty damned conclusively that, yeah, we humans actually did walk on the Moon, 6 times, that you can then draw a logical and science-based conclusion as to who got it right and who needs a big dose of electroshock therapy. And that evidence, by the way, seems to have held up quite nicely to any asteroids the no-Mooners have thus far flung at it. Sure there's some anomalies in a project that galactically massive, but i'm not yet aware of any gobstoppers among them and i'm the guy that wants to find holes in the official narrative. I thrive on discovering the lies of the One World Order criminal cabal! Anthropomorphic global warming? Bullshit! Oswald whacked Kennedy? LOL! Tell me another one! Cave dwellers pulled off 9/11? Oh paleeese! Gary Webb "shot himself" in the head, TWICE ??? Well, yeah, actually that one is apparently true (and we miss you dearly Gary, but now you know why you're better off).

Now where the hell was i...

Adams: "no man has ever walked on the moon"

Wanna see their footprints?

Adams (on the S-IVB i presume): "it was all super light weight stuff, it was made out of, like, gold foil [...] some of it was so thin, it was a joke"

Yeah, 10,000 lbs. of "super light weight stuff" and that's without any gas in the tank there chief. The clowns in the Moon Hoax Conspiracy Carnival essentially want us to believe the astronauts floated up there in a flimsy Mylar party balloon with no protection from the radiation of the Van Allen Belt. Bare with me 'cause i might be going out on a limb here, but weren't they moving kinda fast? And wasn't that capsule thingy stuffed to the gills with metal electronic enclosures and miles of copper wire and buttons and switches and knobs and all sorts of other hardware? Apparently that doesn't count as protection in clown world.

LUNAR MODULE QUICK REFERENCE DATA

The thermal blanket consists of multiple-layered (at least 25 layers) of aluminized sheet (mylar or H-film).

How about that, so it's not quite that single layer of tinfoil as the hoaxer clowns claim after all.

Adams: "how come we've never sent a man to the moon again ..."

Well, how many times would you like to pay that massive bill? Seven isn't enough? Both public and government interest in the Moon dropped off after Apollo 11, as did the funding, but maybe those impatient folks among us could crowd-fund-up a few billion to get NASA to fast-track its Artemis program (yeah, ok, i'm not exactly holding my breath on that one either - i don't like some of the stuff i've read about the complexity of it, nor the 'woke' beta males and 3rd wave feminists that seem to be running it). I'm not sure NASA would drop everything to accommodate the esteemed Mike Adams, but he could certainly orbit the idea around and see what they say. Oh, and maybe he could raise funds using his dozens of SEO spam websites that all point to his Natural News website.

Adams: "it was a psyop; it was a massive propaganda campaign"

Yeah, and ya know what? Everything about the hoax was so transparently obvious, as these morons like to dream, that exactly no one managed to figure it out and so the U.S. decided to spend billions and billions and billions more repeating the same hoax 6 more times because, you know, the more often you lie, the less likely you are to get caught. Wait wait wait, isn't that ...? Never mind.

Adams tells us how great the Mensa-class super-expert Bart Sibrel is when, in reality, Sibrel is yet another profiteering ding-a-ling who manufactured the cartoon that every self-professed Apollo "expert" seems to cite, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon". Personally, i think A Funny Thing Happened When Bart Was Born. One of Sibrel's books, written to brainwash gullible children apparently, is titled "The Great Earth Hoax". Don't even ask.

Adams says there's supposed to be about a 6 second delay between Earth-Moon communications and that this isn't reflected consistently in the recordings because the astronauts, um, forgot about that or some such nonsense. Gee wilickers, no one thought to edit the stinkin' audio to fix that blunder before broadcasting it all over the bloody world? Because let's face it, if you're gonna fake anything as big as this, you're not gonna do it live! The delay, by the way, is actually more like 2.5 seconds (round trip) but details don't matter apparently. But hey, let's give the guy a break here! I've been pretty hard on ol' Mike and, after all, maybe he based his half-baked assumption on an edited for T.V. version where, dare i say it, the delay was removed ................ in ................ order ................. to ................. make ................. the ................. dialog ................. flow ................. more ................ fluently. Can't black-hole a guy for making a wee little boo-boo like that, can we?

Manifesting more male bovine secretions out of thin air, Mike says, "and then people say [...] 'i saw Neil Armstrong [...] walking off a ladder onto the Moon. I saw a video of that. He was the first man to step on the Moon', and then you ask well, who was on the Moon with the video camera to take the video?"

Anyone buying into this kindergarten level of idiocy can wallow in it for all eternity because i'm not even going to bother addressing the shear stupidity of that argument. I'll bet Mike brings up the shot of the Apollo 11 LM ascent stage blasting off of the Moon too, amirite?

Adams claims to have clocked in "years of study" on the Apollo "hoax", yet apparently still doesn't know what the S-IVB was. "I dunno, watchya call it  ... the, the ... the capsule, i guess. You know, the final stage that's traveling to the Moon" he says. How does one spend years studying anything and manage to be this fuckin' ignorant? I think Mike's "years" are roughly equivalent to our seconds.

Admittedly, i gave up listening to Mike's "evidence" at this point and so i must apologize for not dragging you deeper into this vacuum, but please understand that i have more important things i must attend to, like cleaning mice balls or something.

Mike, my friend, pleasepleaseplease stick with the alt-health stuff because you're light years out of your league when you stray off that reservation. Seriously, leave the hard stuff to us.

In the end, poor Mike got slapped around pretty hard in the video comments and some of them even knew what they were talking about. I'll be honest with ya, i almost feel sorry for the guy ... almost. Had he read at least a smattering of the official Apollo documents and applied just a smidgen of critical thinking and then measured that against the garbage spewed out by the hoaxer dingbats like Bart fucking Sibrel, he might have figured out by now why conspiracy parasites like Sibrel are a universal joke.

While it is possible that not all of the Apollo missions that are said to have landed on the Moon actually landed on the Moon, or that film footage may have been mixed with studio footage, the overwhelming body of evidence clearly, clearly, dictates that man walked on the Moon, and more than once. Following are some of the comments people left on Adams' video:

"Never forget that Mike Adams is the guy who claimed that China was going to invade the USA from Alaska two years ago. Mike likes a good panic as he sells stuff from his shop to chicken little doomster cretins. Buy a case of baked beans from Mike to prepare for the end of the world. He is good for a laugh if nothing else."

"You fell for the lies of grifters and a pack of hoaxes, edited videos, and more bullshit."

"It's easily shown that the astronauts are not on wires // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG5FuVxDcPU // or do you believe that they had individual wires for every grain of dust?

"The dust kicked up falls at the same rate as the astronaut // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG5FuVxDcPU // therefore he could not possibly be on wires.

"Same phenomena here // https://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a16/a16v_1492040.mpg // The dust falls at the same rate as the astronaut, so he's not on wires.

"How does any wire harness work for this? // https://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a15/a15v_1244753.mov // It looks even crazier when speed adjusted.

"All of this proves that they were on the Moon and in vacuum."

"People can get the original data from spacecraft launches, and have done so, simply by eavesdropping. Radio hobbyists have done so for decades! Independent radio hobbyists were eavesdropping on the Apollo missions; http://www.svengrahn.pp.se/trackind/Apollo17/APOLLO17.htm // http://arrl.org/eavesdropping-on-apollo-11 // https://makezine.com/article/technology/eavesdropping-on-the-moon-circa-196/ // https://cruxnow.com/church-in-the-usa/2019/07/through-crackly-transmission-these-two-eavesdropped-on-apollo-11-landing //

"The U.S.S.R. Luna-15 was orbiting the Moon in 1969, allowing the Russians to record the Apollo 11 landing as it happened too ~~ https://www.rbth.com/history/330657-luna-15-secret-moonshot // The British Jodrell Bank Observatory eavesdropped on both Luna-15 and the Apollo 11 missions // https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-49001181 //"

"There are over 77 space agencies around the globe. 155 Moon missions by 6 countries. 112 spacecraft manufacturers. The Moon Hoax psyop you preach is nothing but gaslighting and lies from hucksters and maddened zealots such as yourself. You can't point to overlapping shadows to support the allegation that it was done in a studio with multiple lights. You can't explain away the falling dust going down at the same rate as the astronauts when they jump which thereby destroys the claim of them being on wires. You can't explain away the same dust fall rate that's only possible in vacuum ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG5FuVxDcPU ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET9fgLHzVME ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYUv6wdxuM ~ . You can't refute that Bart Sibrel was exposed as a scam artist who fraudulently manipulated his 'evidence' and through said exposure of his fraud it's confirmed that the Apollo 11 crew did in fact record their images of Earth at that point half-way to the Moon, well outside the Van Allen Belt . . . . and said images of Earth are confirmed to have been real, that the N.A.S.A. images of Earth are real, that Earth is a globe."