Welcome to the modern web

In a grand display of nearly unfathomable idiocy, the monkeys (aka "full-stack web developers") who designed the Roccat website have managed to capture 1st place in the first annual Shittiest Website of the Year™ contest (which i just now made up) by providing a truly stunning and exceedingly brilliant example of how an "educated" team of ding-a-lings can slap together a "website" by relying on as many 3rd party resources as there are stars in the Milky Way (and that's actually slightly less of an exaggeration than you might think). I felt like i had to take a shower after visiting this cluster-fuck of a website.

Yes sir folks, break out your web developer tools and head on over to roccat.com right now to enjoy this incredible experience yourself!

Just to load the home page (without scrolling):

340 requests
23.46 mb transferred
18.55 second load time

Files/requests:

4 HTML files
35 CSS files
106 JS files
7 font files
130 images
1 video (18.82 mb, and yes, the whole damn thing is transferred)
45 XHR requests
24 'other' requests

86 domains/sub-domains queried:

roccat.com
www.roccat.com
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adroll.com
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ajax.googleapis.com
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cdn.getshogun.com
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forms-akamai.smsbump.com
facebook.net
connect.facebook.net
fonts.googleapis.com
geoip-js.com
getshogun.com
analytics.getshogun.com
cdn.getshogun.com
google-analytics.com
www.google-analytics.com
googletagmanager.com
www.googletagmanager.com
govx.com
id-shop.govx.com
gstatic.com
fonts.gstatic.com
jquery.com
code.jquery.com
jsdelivr.map.fastly.net
cdn.jsdelivr.net
jsdelivr.net
cdn.jsdelivr.net
klarnaservices.com
na-library.klarnaservices.com
klaviyo.com
static.klaviyo.com
osff.map.fastly.net
dualstack.osff.map.fastly.net
vjs.zencdn.net
rebuyengine.com
cdn.rebuyengine.com
s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com
sc-static.net
shgcdn.com
i.shgcdn.com
shop.app
shopify.com
cdn.shopify.com
shopifycdn.com
productreviews.shopifycdn.com
shopifysvc.com
monorail-edge.shopifysvc.com
signifyd.com
cdn-scripts.signifyd.com
smsbump.com
forms-akamai.smsbump.com
subscription-forms.smsbump.com
snapchat.com
intg.snapchat.com
tiktok.com
analytics.tiktok.com
ucarecdn.com
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i.shgcdn.com
unpkg.com
visualwebsiteoptimizer.com
dev.visualwebsiteoptimizer.com
yotpo.com
cdn-widgetsrepository.yotpo.com
yottaa.com
rapid-cdn.yottaa.com
youtube.com
www.youtube.com
zencdn.net
vjs.zencdn.net